top 3 things you must know about me: 1) I can pick stuff up with my toes. Not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays. Ipods. It’s a less useful skill than you’d think. 2) I’m distantly related to a 17th century French aristocrat called Cecile DeLacroix. She was beheaded during the French Revolution. Her eyes carried on blinking for 14 seconds after her head was severed from her neck and her lover had her teeth sewn into his pillow. 3) My favorite smell is petrol. If you want to know any more send a stamped addressed envelope and twenty dollars in cash to my home address.Tumblr (3.0; @trampolinepartygoddess)http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b28696e4e31734a60b4290cb2381b60/tumblr_mmh6no2SeO1qjqq36o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:)</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51254970282http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51254970282Fri, 24 May 2013 18:29:14 -0400awesomeinspirationalsurvivorlifeshit happens<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/87c066185cf5d6d2cf82b75591ae2caf/tumblr_mll1zezIKE1roheulo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>brilliant.</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51254763614http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51254763614Fri, 24 May 2013 18:26:17 -0400Simon Pegggaychoicetweetbrilliantquotefunnyhilarious<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrmxf31po31qzjqrio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>some might say today is pretty ugly…but i still have so much love and light in my life. i’m really very lucky, even if i forget that for a second</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51252880016http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51252880016Fri, 24 May 2013 17:59:16 -0400beautyuglynessdaystimemoving on<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07978a9fb3d40673e3928e052b6c41ff/tumblr_mh1q88lsfr1s19s9xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>truth.</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51245248210http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51245248210Fri, 24 May 2013 16:10:57 -0400fearquoteH.P.Lovecraftunknownmankindtruthpainful<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ddf77faf8af3967998f75bbf4a562ae/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55af10d726ade86a8a72ba1a5d7c9af3/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9259a841405a645c9e0fb4a5092381d3/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c29c8151d38316194ffb15022474f39c/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1bc250b119000c2f225788e8fa25e87/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c33d7f3782b0ec6c439f7be92cb55acb/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7975701828ae444a78cedc59bbec7c89/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd9334ef9316f882ba01b6353ffb1d3c/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00f8cf54bf3f26d29cd25cb399d09972/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d301945fb02af4d926b91366872dc64/tumblr_mn80s6Y3av1qgfcwao10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51100173507http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51100173507Wed, 22 May 2013 18:21:42 -0400postsecret<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8db18b2944e032593cb5f362070df002/tumblr_mmid7cSc801spoxq8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb92271336f54ea40275acdad74f29b1/tumblr_mmid7cSc801spoxq8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/893f73e695fb9609c18b0a5a399e77fa/tumblr_mmid7cSc801spoxq8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sharanga.tumblr.com/post/49980172441/theres-no-place-like-treebones-resort-usa" target="_blank">sharanga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s no place like…Treebones Resort, USA.</p> </blockquote> <p>i will vacation here sometime in the future.</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51098486511http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51098486511Wed, 22 May 2013 17:59:32 -0400Treebones ResortUSCaliforniapeople nestawesomecampingoutdoors“You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dylan Moran (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonlver.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">bonlver</a>)</em>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51098423406http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51098423406Wed, 22 May 2013 17:58:41 -0400quoteadulthoodsnarkytruetallchildbeermaturityconversationunderstandingDylan Moran<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55dabe6dfe3d85004b1626d6f75077fa/tumblr_mmugl5Eq9c1rnsok6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>mmmapples</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51098342358http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51098342358Wed, 22 May 2013 17:57:37 -0400lonelinessbuddahwisdomquotealoneapples?random.“It’s so much darker when a light goes out than it would have been if it had never shone.”<br/><br/> - <em>John Steinbeck, <em>The Winter of Our Discontent</em>   (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://floralnymph.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">floralnymph</a>)</em>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51012390043http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51012390043Tue, 21 May 2013 16:41:14 -0400quoteJohn SteinbeckThe Winter of Our DiscontentdarknesslightMETAPHORBITCHES<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e5e5942986c76dec13a1e1c22bf9d6e/tumblr_mmvp0legnx1r28h5so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>truth…</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51012317043http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/51012317043Tue, 21 May 2013 16:40:17 -0400beautydrawingsketchshavingpointslightmutilationacceptable<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c82c0f425f9e5707d490a7b4e3df943e/tumblr_mhtoc1plao1rdju6ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SO COOL</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50427257800http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50427257800Tue, 14 May 2013 12:42:10 -0400inspirationalathleticschris sharma?i think?climbingoutdoorsport<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sadillite.tumblr.com/post/49218320571/all-i-do-is-sit-around-and-eat-and-be-sad-im" target="_blank">sadillite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant</p> </blockquote> <p>hah&#8230;oh man</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50427216803http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50427216803Tue, 14 May 2013 12:41:22 -0400truthpatheticsadsit aroundeattrue lifeplant lifeand maybe do hmwk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ea78da4c1b6cf5189557c186538d8d1/tumblr_mljdyqam0e1qljif4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>inspirational</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50427170736http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50427170736Tue, 14 May 2013 12:40:30 -0400fightoffdemonsinspirationalanother dayhere we gomeh<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5kvwouzO91qaaowno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>YES.</p> <p>how adventurous.</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50387849469http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50387849469Mon, 13 May 2013 21:46:07 -0400outdoorsyfunnydrinkingsillynesscuppatiossummerday drinking<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/622cfd2364f8a0ec29d4ca7c9fcbf192/tumblr_mlb7rtSCWd1rp6wqxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50387621846http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50387621846Mon, 13 May 2013 21:43:24 -0400legsblack and whiteskinnyprettythinthighsgirldesireattractive<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lillywhite-sessions.tumblr.com/post/40888070492" target="_blank">lillywhite-sessions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Date [marry] a girl who runs. Date a girl who chooses to move than to let the world pass her by. She will cover the roads with you while talking about the mundane to the profound without gasping for air. She will notice and appreciate the little things: the extra cushioning of her shoes, the softness of the pavement vs concrete, or how much cooler it is to run 30 minutes earlier in summer.</span><br/><br/><span>- The Bull Runner</span></p> </blockquote>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50387547708http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50387547708Mon, 13 May 2013 21:42:32 -0400runnergirlfemaleathletequoteawesomeinspirationaltruth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7673166025545ce531f75d43f580300/tumblr_mmcm5m2ABx1qb1quio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paxmachina.co/post/49851119621/artist-unknown-photo-anne-b-photos" target="_blank">paxmachina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Artist Unknown</strong><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Photo: </span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Anne-B-Photos/222822667728278?group_id=0" target="_blank">Anne B. Photos</a></p> </blockquote> <p>SO DOPE.</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50038492992http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50038492992Thu, 09 May 2013 17:40:20 -0400momentphotographyblack and whiteamazingartbikegrafitistreet<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4230ae830c3efe7ed4673c049636436/tumblr_mlg8kw0GjG1s2nj40o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>morbid? cute? you decide…</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50038428822http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/50038428822Thu, 09 May 2013 17:39:30 -0400wordspoemquotemorbidcutelovebridgejumpfall<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chekhov.tumblr.com/post/22228527544/i-have-a-tab-open-of-a-picture-of-harriett-tubman" target="_blank">chekhov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsw3cuncj1r2okuv.jpg"/></p> <p>I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave. </p> </blockquote> <p>&#8216;our daughter has been obsessed with Harriett Tubman since the fifth grade&#8217;</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/49959875804http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/49959875804Wed, 08 May 2013 17:37:22 -0400funnyHarriett Tubmanobsessionlolzhomeworkpicturestarewittyamusing<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sadillite.tumblr.com/post/49218320571/all-i-do-is-sit-around-and-eat-and-be-sad-im" target="_blank">sadillite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant</p> </blockquote> <p>lololol i feel like this so often&#8230;</p>http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/49959773887http://trampolinepartygoddess.tumblr.com/post/49959773887Wed, 08 May 2013 17:36:03 -0400funnysadlifeehsiteatplanttruth